Sulky Spiral

Proving himself to be a truly hardcore mo'fo this morning, Spiral couldn't help but winge and sulk pathetically about the fact Aisleyne is not interested in him. It could be because he is just average looking or it could be because he's such a bad rapper. Anyway as soon as he was alone with the blond bumhole he confronted her about last night. "Fair enough if you're not interested in me, but you laughed at me. You rejected me twice in front of everyone in this House, and on the telly. You made me look like a desperado." "I didn't laugh at you babes," Aisleyne replied. "I don't know you, I've just met you. I don't kiss people I don't know."

"Fair enough then," Spiral muttered. "I kissed Pete because I always kiss Pete, and Nikki... well, don't ask me why, but I just did," Aisleyne went on to say. "You've been flirting with me and I thought we were getting on well. So to reject me like that, people will be at home laughing at me," Spiral went on relentlessly. Sick of his puppy dog whining Aisleyne finally snapped: "Rejected? Yeah that's why you're in the House, because I rejected you." The blond stomped off sucking her teeth on the way out like the rudegirl wannabe she is.

"You're just a little Mickey teaser, that's all you are. You're on this earth for attention, playing games with people's heads and making a dick out of them on TV. You're a walking tease," Spiral said to himself. He went on muttering for a few minutes more before finally shutting up. No doubt someone like Spiral though will turn this heart-breaking incident into some ultra poignant lyrics. Can't wait to hear what shit comes out his mouth about this one. Twat!

Jayne Puts Everyone Up For Eviction

Big mouth Jayne, recruitment consultant from the picturesque town of Slough, has been talking about the outside world on numerous occasions. Apparently this is a cardinal sin in the Big Chudder house. So after the latest breach by the large lady, she was summoned to the Diary Room.

"You have let yourself down, you've let Big Brother down but most importantly you've let your fellow housemates down," Big Chudder told the ho. It was then revealed that due to Jayne's behaviour normal nominations would be suspended and everyone in the house, except her own good self, would be up for eviction this week.

When she emerged from the Diary Room, having basically shafted her fellow inmates, Nikki gave her a hug. Although it would have been far more appropriate if the inmates had turned into an angry mob, beaten and kicked Jayne to death and then strung up her battered corpse in the garden.

Night Of Cock

They came, they drank, they cocked about. Throw a load of adolescent twenty somethings together in a house, fill them with booze and watch as the sexual frustrations surface. Pretty much what happened tonight. Glyn who is desperate to do anyone female got a lapdance off Jayne. Anyone else would find such a prospect disgusting, but Glyn who was pissed and now a bleached blond loved it. Nikki got off with Aisleyne. Mikey told Nikki she was fit (Pete wasn't too happy about that) and Spiral tried to get a piece of Aisleyne's ass... but failed miserably!

Spiral has made no secret of the fact he fancies the fuck out of Aisleyne, but she seems luke-warm. When he went to kiss her, she shunned him. As a result he had a tantrum saying it was Aisleyne who had lost out and she wouldn't get a chance to have him again. Yeah, right! Anyway Aisleyne's rejection put Spiral in such a mood that he turned on Nikki. The rubber faced ho can't help her face looking funny, but Spiral thought one expression was a personal slight against him. So he kicked off because a numero uno rapper has nothing, if not respect from others.

After Nikki cried and Spiral realised her face was just that way normally the two made up. So another night in the Big Chudder house. Cunts being cunts, but on television. No doubt Spiral will release some rap single about such events, which will give me even more reason to despise him.