Welcome Reception

In spite of being a recruitment consultant from Slough with anger issues, Jayne was warmly welcomed when she entered the Big Chudder house next door. Probably because they don't know anything about her yet. Nikki and Pete were the first to spot her. Incredibly Nikki managed a whole new range of even more ridiculous facial expressions, while Pete was more subdued - presumably tired of having to explain he doesn't mean to be rude when he shouts "wanker!"

"Argh! Oh my God! Are you real?" Nikki sqealed. Pete whistled. Then both of them hugged Jayne who smells. "What the fuck?" Imogen asked before also hugging the new arrival.
"Are you pleased that you've got me?" Jayne asked. "Yes!" most of them cheered although not Lea or Mikey. Those two looked a little unhappy about the whole thing. Mikey was no doubt hoping for someone more attractive and Lea can probably do without the competition in the most hideous mid to late thirties ho category.