Two Chuds Set To Stay

John Two Chuds Chuddy Prescott announced he is determined to hold on to his 'job' today in spite of the fact that everyone in the country wants him out and all the other politicians hate him. Latest calls for his resignation came after he was accused of acting inappropriately by hanging out with billionaire cowboy Philip Anschutz at his ranch in America. The US businessman wants to buy the millenium dome and turn it into a casino. Allegations that Phil took Two Chuds to a titty bar and fed him whole barbequed cows have not been founded.

In spite of this recent negative publicity us folk at mooky.net continue to offer the part-time Deputy PM our full support. Any politician who physically assualts the electorate; clearly enjoys fine dining and binge drinking; bangs his secretary in his office; and generally pisses about playing croquet when he should be working, gets our vote. With an obscene salary, license to do what he wants and when, a house as fat as he is and a whole department he can send out for ale, pies and ale pies what's the incentive is there for old Two Chuds to quit anyway?

Fortunately Prime Minister Tony Blair doesn't give a chud about the democratic process or what the public want. After all, it's not like they elected him to office. At least the majority of the population didn't! So thankfully Two Chuds is holding on to his job. Without him this country would be in a sorry state. Luckily it seems nothing will get him out though. Not even a Conservative win at the next election! The tories would probably just work around him. So until he dies, old fatty fatty Two Chuds is here to stay. Hooray!