Try Hard Cunts

I almost didn't bother writing this because the subject is such a pile of chud, but then I enjoy the therapeutic benefits this post provides so I thought 'why not?' The place: the second house. The people: DJ Spiral aka Glen the Tim Westwood wannabe, and Aisleyne the ho desperate to be a rapper's cum sack. I can already visualise the moon faced blond hanging around outside some nasty club wearing a puffa jacket and giving attitude to people in an attempt to prove her muff is street tuff. I'd kick her ass. Anyway while Aisleyne was 'evicting' (yawn!) two more people, Spiral decided to get some lyrics down. What a cunt! This is the pathetic, nursery rhyme he managed:

"They mess with your emotions, they don't want you to think straight;
Jayne, Jen and Michael haven't been evicted which is great;
They're next door living it up, I'd say wrecking the place;
Keep with the pace;
It's Big Brother in your FACE!"

What a pile of shit. Aisleyne, however, got him to 'rap' again so he stood on the couch while she waved her hands in the air. God, I hate them both so much!
Message to Spiral: stop wearing your hat backwards and don't be surprised when you get a kicking for being a try-hard. Message to Aisleyne: stop trying to morph into some stereotype that is racially offensive. Now here's a real bit of rapping:

"Aisleyne is a gimp;
Spiral's dick is limp;
I'd kick them both in;
Their existence is a sin..."

Keep the faith. Peace out.