Pissed Nikki Nauseates Us

There are some things in life you can guarantee. Night follows day. Chud happens. And when Nikki gets pissed she tells people she hates she thinks they're amazing. Which is what happened tonight. Unpleasant Jayne was feeling victimised and decided to bend Nikki and Glyn's ears about it. The big baby decided to use the old 'nobody likes me, I'm going to walk' cry for sympathy: "I'm going tomorrow because of the nasty fucking people in here."

"If you ever... I don't want anything more to do with you," Nikki slurred in response. Having got what she wanted Jayne quickly back-tracked, but Glyn clearly still wanted to reassure her. "You have brought back the spark we needed in this House," the boy stated like some welsh statesman. "I feel like calling everyone a cunt... stupid little things set me off," Jayne moaned on after Nikki and Glyn had hugged her. "If you think you're annoying someone - get louder. Get louder! Fuck them off!" Nikki screeched. "I've never met anyone like you in my whole life... I fucking love you... you are something spectacular. But I don't give a fuck what anybody else thinks because I fucking worship you."

It was at this point when Nikki suddenly vomited all over Jayne's bulbous toes. Which is ironic because having watched such a display its exactly what I feel like doing!