Pete Nails Nikki... Sort Of...

After a bit of under the duvet fumbling by Pete and Nikki last night, the question on some people's lips, especially the collagen filled ones belonging to Lea, was did they have a fuck or not? Well, according to Big Chudder's whistler they didn't. As he sat smelling the Diary Room out, his massive cock straining to break free from his shorts and fornicate, old potty mouth stated: "We had a cuddle, just cuddling. I can't elaborate. I know Nikki likes me. Nothing happened. Nothing at all. Not properly."

However Big Chudder is so desperate for anything to happen that it demanded Pete explain further. Did "not properly" mean Pete put his penis in and out of Nikki a bit, but didn't shoot his load up her? Or maybe he only managed to sneak his tip past Nikki's muff curtains? "She said 'mates kiss and cuddle'," Pete went on. "I know they do, but she tried to sneakily kiss me again. God, it's hard in here isn't it? There's no female contact at all. And then this bird's trying to kiss me. I'm like 'you're my mate'. All I want is a cuddle now and again. But at the same time I'd like..." At this point Pete dropped his shorts, blurted out a load of profanities and furiously masturbated until the cameras were dripping with his man mess.

Meanwhile Imogen was in the kitchen asking Nikki about the dirty fucker. "First... he was quite quick," Nikki said deforming her face beyond normal physical boundaries. "But I've slowed him down." Filthy.