Night Of Cock

They came, they drank, they cocked about. Throw a load of adolescent twenty somethings together in a house, fill them with booze and watch as the sexual frustrations surface. Pretty much what happened tonight. Glyn who is desperate to do anyone female got a lapdance off Jayne. Anyone else would find such a prospect disgusting, but Glyn who was pissed and now a bleached blond loved it. Nikki got off with Aisleyne. Mikey told Nikki she was fit (Pete wasn't too happy about that) and Spiral tried to get a piece of Aisleyne's ass... but failed miserably!

Spiral has made no secret of the fact he fancies the fuck out of Aisleyne, but she seems luke-warm. When he went to kiss her, she shunned him. As a result he had a tantrum saying it was Aisleyne who had lost out and she wouldn't get a chance to have him again. Yeah, right! Anyway Aisleyne's rejection put Spiral in such a mood that he turned on Nikki. The rubber faced ho can't help her face looking funny, but Spiral thought one expression was a personal slight against him. So he kicked off because a numero uno rapper has nothing, if not respect from others.

After Nikki cried and Spiral realised her face was just that way normally the two made up. So another night in the Big Chudder house. Cunts being cunts, but on television. No doubt Spiral will release some rap single about such events, which will give me even more reason to despise him.