Jayne's A Lying Bitch

A fat, ugly recruitment consultant from Slough who makes stuff up? Unheard of! Unfortunately Jayne has proved to be the exception to the rule this evening. Mooky.net is sad to report that she has let her home-town, profession and the fat and ugly down badly this evening... when she lied!

She was in the kitchen with Jennie cooking and seemingly passing time in a very civilised manner. But when conversation turned to the impending evictions things started going wrong. Very wrong! "Everyone is quite miserable, what is wrong?" Jayne asked Jennie. "I want this to be a laugh... It's all gone a bit serious."

"It's doing my head in to be honest..." Jennie replied. "I just feel really bad for them. She doesn't wanna go, neither does Richard." For some unknown reason Jayne completely misinterpreted what Jennie said; a characteristic that is alien to recruitment consultants who always put people into the roles the want and never ignore what potential job candidates tell them.

"It's a game, someone has to go," Jayne screamed loathsomely. "I have cuddled Lea and been there for Richard. You are acting like I don't give a fuck! What's the problem?!" "Why do you think I am arguing with you?" a confused Jennie asked. "I agree with you!" When Susie turned up Jayne didn't hang about feeding her a load of shit. "I get the impression from Jennie that I'm not being supportive."

Jennie had had enough by this time though: "You stood there and lied to Susie after I did nothing but be nice to you...I'm not arguing with you, you can fuck off!" Come back Grace, all is forgiven! Not really, but that Jayne is one horrible bitch! Nasty.