Jayne Puts Everyone Up For Eviction
Big mouth Jayne, recruitment consultant from the picturesque town of Slough, has been talking about the outside world on numerous occasions. Apparently this is a cardinal sin in the Big Chudder house. So after the latest breach by the large lady, she was summoned to the Diary Room.
"You have let yourself down, you've let Big Brother down but most importantly you've let your fellow housemates down," Big Chudder told the ho. It was then revealed that due to Jayne's behaviour normal nominations would be suspended and everyone in the house, except her own good self, would be up for eviction this week.When she emerged from the Diary Room, having basically shafted her fellow inmates, Nikki gave her a hug. Although it would have been far more appropriate if the inmates had turned into an angry mob, beaten and kicked Jayne to death and then strung up her battered corpse in the garden.


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