Emotional Entrance

Aisleyne and Spiral burst into the main Big Chudder house in a whirlwind of emotions tonight. Blond, moon-faced Aisleyne looked worse than ever as make-up, tears and snot streamed down her face. She raced to the bathroom with Spiral in hot pursuit while the rest of the inmates looked on, their heads mostly fucked. Earlier they had realised that Aisleyne was not a distant memory, but still in the game. While Aisleyne realised the three new freaks she thought she'd kicked out were waiting on the other side.

Aisleyne's emotional break out is apparently because she feels guilty about being forced to evict Jonathan for good. "That poor boy, I've ruined his dream, he just wanted his mum to be proud of him. I liked him," Aisleyne whined having completely and selfishly ruined another human being's life. A little bit later after much consoling and general bollocks Spiral managed to introduce himself to the inmates he hadn't yet met. "Sorry I walked in and turned my back on you," he rapped. "They're messing with our heads."

The truth about the whole second house conspiracy began to be unravelled and proved almost too much for Nikki's limited brain to handle. "This is so weird for us, too weird," she squeaked. "Did you know we were there?" DJ Spiral asked. "I did," Richard claimed. Then the big gay took advantage of everyone's shocked state by dishing out his own celebrated brand of sexual terrorism. He shoved DJ Dickhead Spiral to the ground and tried entering him without lubrication.