Why?

Every year the producers of Big Chudder round up the biggest selection of cunts in the world and put them in one secluded, isolated place. I get excited because I think "Finally the cunt culling's begun", expecting the start of some mass murder of genuine cunts in this country. Then the show starts and I realise the cunts are everywhere: in the house, behind the house, building the house, televising and presenting the house. It's not a cunt cull, it's a shit TV show in a nation already criminally deprived of quality viewing.

Then they start releasing the cunts back into the general populace one by one, but with the means to make stupid amounts of money in ways that generally mean my exposure to these cunts is greater than ever. The right way to run this show would be to just bomb the fucking house as soon as all the cunts are in. There could be a bomb set to trigger when the last inmate has closed the door behind them. Just imagine their little smiling faces full of hope and expectation, vaporised as the semtex goes off. Brilliant! I'd watch that. And they could pack loads more contestants in each series as well.

Of course Tony Blair, who is running this country into the ground, should act immediately to start the cunt culling. But the chances of that happening are slim because if he have to cull himself and that corrupt ho he impregnates with regularity - in fact Cherie is pregnant almost as often as Davina. Eery. Makes me think... I've certainly never seen the Cherie and Davina in the same room. Have you?