Susie Hate

It took a little longer than expected, but finally Lea has turned on the newest inmate - one she claimed to love. Lea has become the strongest contender to replace Grace as queen bitch. Her trademark paranoia and penchant for shit-stirring is making her increasingly unpopular in and out of the house.

However she managed to find a common hate figure to bring other inmates close to her comedy bosom at least for a little while: kit kat kunt Susie. Lea, Nikki and surprisingly Aisleyne (who until recently was saintly) took it in turns to tears strips off the milf ho.

"Susie has been in the Diary Room all this time," Aisleyne started.
"She has been in there ages," Lea said.
"About an hour," Nikki added.
"Do you think she wants to leave?" Aisleyne hopes.
"She is here to win," Lea spat venomously. "She wants to win, no doubt about it."
Imogen turned up and chipped in "I think she is enjoying it... but you have to be young."
"The fun has come down," Aisleyne went on blaming Susie.
"Did you hear about the wine?" Lea continued before impersonating Susie: "I never touch that, it's repulsive..."

Glyn then appeared from a whole he had been mining for noodles in the garden. "To me red wine is red wine!" Sacre bleu, Glyn! To me sheep are sheep, but I would never presume to tell you that. Anyway Susie will soon be the least of the cunt collective's worries when the latest round of muppets gets chucked into the rancid mix.