Stupid Old Teeth

A 70 year old German man was arrested after he refused to pay a fine for shoplifting. When police came to take him away he tried to escape through the back door but was quickly caught. Still feeling frisky, the man then began furiously biting at one of the officers. A police spokesman told reporters:

"It looks like he forgot to put his teeth in ... One of our police officers got bitten several times, but the man didn't leave anything but a wet patch."

I've got my own teeth but I still do the other thing.