Sezer's Rule Comes To An End

Sezer, the gezer-sleazer-squeezer, cock-broker cunt is out. The twat reckoned when it came to the eviction he would take both Lea and Richard. To be honest we thought it'd be Lea that went, but clearly our call to oust the twat was heeded by the viewing public. Over 91% voted for the rat faced boy, who is equally hated it seems by both men and women in spite of his claims to be God's gift to women.

When the news was announced Imogen stared at Sezer with her emotionally dead eyes as she tried to figure out how this would affect her. Sezer walked out of the Big Chudder house to unanimous booing and then got interviewed by Davina. Pregnant McCall asked typically inane questions and tried to be funny while avoiding giving birth on the studio floor. Inmates who are genuinely pleased to see Sezer go will include whistling monkey Pete who had no contact with Sezer at all and Big Gay Dick. Sezer made Richard cry when he was mean to him. Shouldn't be long now before they all start turning on each other...