Sam Out

Proving there's no justice in the world Sam was evicted tonight, not Nikki. The bloke who has as much claim to being a woman as I do (actually I'm prettier) was voted for by just over 50% of the vote. So not as hated as Sezer, but still hated more by the viewing public than Nikki - or those that called the premium rate line anyway. I didn't. In fact I didn't even see the eviction. I was nursing a hangover from the night before when I drank a shit load and ended up talking with some ex para in one of the most horrible clubs I've ever been awake in. But I'm still pissed off about the decision. I had high hopes that Sam would turn proper stalker pyscho and slaughter every last cunt in there. Oh well... maybe on the last show he/she'll pull something out of the bag.

Anyway Nikki, a professional Vanessa Feltz impersonator, is set to stay and annoy the fuck out of us with her snapped elastic rubber band mouth for at least another week.