Sam Chuds Off In Diary Room

Non gender specific Sam went into the diary room and had a little bitch about Lea at about three this morning. (God, I pity the poor bugger who works the graveyard shift in the diary room... you're tired... pissed off about not getting to enjoy your weekends... on top of all that you have to listen to a bunch of cunts whine on about their pathetic arguments...) Anyway Sam said "The more I've got to know her, the more I don't trust her because she's very two faced. She likes to go away and have her little conversations with Aisleyne and various different people and she's very fake about everything."

Sam continued "I think she's a very clever woman with a game plan, because obviously she's very good at manipulating different situations... turning things back and making her look like 'oh my gosh - poor me' - and I'm kind of tired of that now. I think Lea is clinging onto Pete because she knows it means the longer she'll last in the House." While writing this post I have put in a formal request to be moved off this newsdesk because trying to make articles out of the raw shit this bunch of boring cunts provides is getting harder and harder. I've increased my medication and yet I still find myself wondering why... what's the point of it all...

"I'm not changing for anybody... I don't really want to play the game. If she's going to be nice to me to my face, I'll be nice to her. End of," the 19 year old it finished. I was sharpening my knives at the time and wondering how I could get into the house and do the job Sam seems incapable of. Inept cunt.