Richard Takes A Shit

Big Gay Dick took a crap this morning. A great big steaming log. He was going to hold the chud in until toilet attendant Imogen clocked off, but found holding the strain a pain. So he suggested she take a break, then rushed in and dropped his load. As usual stalker Sam was hanging around the toilets like a sick voyeur weirdo hoping to catch a glimpse of anything. Big Gay Dick told him to get out prior to dropping his friends off at the pool, which seemed to upset Sam. Lea however hasn't been for a shit yet though. She claims 22 days without a single pebble. "Twenty-two days in and you still haven't taken a shit? That's humanly impossible," Richard cried with disbelief. "Do you want to feel my colon?" Lea asked - disgusting bitch!

Glyn though seems quite active in the bum department. He is supposedly farting extensively throughout the night. Glyn claims the farts don't smell, while he giggles under his duvet at the thought of the other inmates breathing in his poo flakes, but Lea is not amused. "Glyn keeps farting in the bedroom - it's foul," she told welsh bore Imogen. "He's like 'mine don't smell.' Oh yes they do! It's horrendous." It seems Glyn is finally kicking up a bit of a stink.