Pete Tells Lisa She's A Cunt

Not really. But they did have a little argument. Pete has grown closer to Lea, Aisleyne and Nikki... and further from hideous swamp creature Lisa who is a raving, piss-stained ho. In the bedroom Pete came to try and reassure Lisa one last time. Through a series of intricate whistles, rapid hand gestures and profanities Pete communicated the following: "You alright Lise? I don't want you to go. Stop telling me that I do, 'cos I don't." "You do," Lisa muttered through her blistered lips. "Because..." "I don't," Pete whistled furiously. "How many times do I have to tell you?! I like you! YOU ARE MY FRIEND!" Pete then ambled out of the room like a put out orangutan.

"But he did. I said to him 'I bet you wish it was me that was going' and he gave me the smuggest grin ever," Lisa told Grace and Nikki. All three harpies pursued Pete to the kitchen where he was peeling a banana. "Lisa, you are the most paranoid person I've ever met." "I'm not," she screamed. "You are!" he gestured. "I'm not!" "Are! Are! Are!" Pete jumped up and down. "Just. Chill. Out!" Nikki couldn't contain herself. She dropped to her knees, fumbled with Pete's flies and took his incredibly large penis into her mouth. She blew him while he tried to continue his argument with Lisa, who was now crying - her scrunched up face managing to make her look even uglier than usual. But within minutes Nikki, who was trained to perform fellatio because of where she grew up, had taken Pete's spilt seed in her mouth and swallowed it down. Pete seemed far less agitated and quickly went to sleep. Lisa carried on crying to herself. No one could bear to look at her, so didn't bother comforting her.