Nikki's a Dirty Bitch

Inmates have been chastising a non too happy Nikki for being smelly tonight. Looking at her you can imagine she stinks a bit to be honest. You can see her having a smelly fanny and a sort of sicky body odour. According to the housemates who got their hands on one of her soiled tops and breathed in deeply, that's not too far from the truth either.

"You stink!" Imogen told the blond Middlesex slag.
"Oooh! Nikki," Lisa added. Not sure why.
"Hmm, it smells beautiful," Richard commented holding her top to his gay nostrils.
"It smells of daffodils and roses," Nikki protested.
"Eeeuuuuwww. It smells of stinky curry. Pit odour!" Richard laughed handing it back to the unhappy blond.
"Richard. You always make me feel unattractive," Nikki squealed.
"Why's that?" big gay Dick asked.
"Yesterday you accused me of leaving a snail trail," Nikki complained. "Then you told them in the Diary Room I left skid marks and I'd never left any! Then you just said I smell of stinky curry armpits."
"Are you saying if we were boyfriend and girlfriend you'd dump me for not complimenting you enough?" Richard enquired.
"No. You make me feel like some kind of wildebeest," Nikki finished.
"Come on, gimme a hug. I'll make you feel better. I do love waking up to your beautiful smile in the mornings," Richard tried to make up. "But I hate it when you lift up the duvet and your fart smells leak out."

Good one, big gay Dick. Sounds like that Nikki is one dirty ho.