Nikki and Lea Jealous

Oh dear! First it was Lea. Now its Nikki too. Who would've thought a whistling monkey from Brighton could be such a heartbreaker? The two lady mucks have been bitching about Pete's new found love for third blond chav Aisleyne. The two have managed to distance Pete due to their differing degrees of bunny boiler behaviour. But they continued to watch Pete from afar.

"Why's he acting?" Nikki whined monitoring Pete and Aisleyne as the newly formed couple enjoyed a deep chat about life and death. "He's trying to impress her. Whyyyy-y-y-y-y-y? I don't want to have a party. Those two will just fuck off together. It'll ruin my night."
"He's really expressionate when he's talking to her," Lea managed.
"He's not like that when he's talking to us," Nikki continued. "What's she got that we haven't?"
"Look, he's showing her his scars now," Lea moaned.
"And I asked him what his scars were and he said it 'doesn't matter'," Nikki cried enviously.
(Hold up! Scars??? So is that how whistler does it? Flashes his scars. Sly bugger!)
"Don't look. He's looking," Lea went on acting like a pre-teen schoolgirl.
"As soon as he gets a drink in him later he's gonna leech on to her," Nikki bitched.
"If he likes her he's losing out. Because I don't think it's reciprocated," Lea lied.
"He doesn't open up to me," Nikki went on. Presumably she was referring to her fruitless attempts to anally penetrate Pete with a handmade strap-on. Nikki kept on trying even though Pete's hole wouldn't open up. She was left feeling frustrated while he felt violated. No wonder the poor boy's stayed away from her in recent days.
"I talked to him for an hour last night and it's not made a difference. Full of shit. What a waste of time," Lea carped on as though being a porn star and part-time mother has endowed her with some magical ability to communicate with wild animals.
"He's in denial," Nikki said without reference to anything at all.
"She's always taking her clothes off in front of him," Lea then commented, which completely contradicted her earlier point about Aisleyne not being interested in Pete. Stupid, fake titted bitch!
"He's changed so much," Nikki whined.
"He won't come and talk to us..." Lea concluded before Pete came over and talked to them.
"Alright," monkey whistled to the girls.
"Did you think we were watching you?" Lea subtlely enquired.
"No," he replied. "Girls minds are fucking weird."

Pete then defecated on the ground and started wiping his own muck on the walls of the Big Chudder house, expressing his discontent about the way he is being stalked by the Glenn Close fan-club.