Model Citizens

A quick countdown now of the number of inmates who are models... or claim to be. I've never seen any of the fuckers modelling shit, but then again I don't subscribe to mail order catalogues. Although with the amount of porn I digest I'm surprised I haven't cum across (get it?) Lea before. Ah! So much porn and such little sperm! Anyway down to the bollocks:

Mikey Model
Susie Model
Nikki Model
Lea Model
Aisleyne Model
Imogen Model
Lisa Don't be silly!

Which means 6 out of 11 of the inmates, over half, reckon their looks make them a living. Personally I think they'd be lucky to get work giving out leaflets outside a railway station.
So either the agenices in these inmates' areas are run by the visually impaired or, and this is probably the reality, being a 'model' is now a euphemism for not having a job. Not surprising they're doing this chud.