Mikey Wants To Gash Up With Aisleyne

Aisleyne, the washed out tart who has most recently been thrown into the Big Chudder mix, has been walking around with her arse hanging out. The brief flash of sun that some of us missed earlier on account of being stuck in a highrise office block in the middle of London, provoked her to mince about in a thong. In no way was Aisleyne attempting to attract attention, compliments or curry favour with male viewers. But in spite of her efforts to act modestly it wasn't long before lifesize puppet Mikey was drooling over the bleached blond dog's bum. He felt unable to control the red blood that seems to course through his loins and promptly gave the bottom, which has 50% porridge consistency, a good slap.

"Mikey is succumbing to his sexual fantasies," Pete communicated through a series of whistles and shadow puppets. "It's just a matter of time now," Lea commented. "I saw him staring yesterday," Pete said between bouts of uncontrolled swearing. "He wants your flange," Lea put in showing her inherent class. "Shut up!" Aisleyne squealed with delight. "Are you joking? He's got a girlfriend... When was that, when was he looking?" "Yesterday, he was staring at you" Lea replied. "You got the tits and ass, you got it going on girl." "You are naughty," Aisleyne said blandly.

Not long after Aisleyne was alone in the bedroom. Mikey strolled in wearing nothing but a towel. He walked over to where Aisleyne lay, grabbed her by the ears and tried to pull her mouth towards his groin area. Aisleyne pulled free and ran out of the room screeching with laughter.
Looking slightly lost Mikey then sat down on the edge of the bed and started pulling him off using one of Lea's bras to catch the huge amount of sex wee that has built up in his balls.

So it seems Mikey is no longer interested in his "girlfriend", which is presumably Grace. Not surprising as Grace is evil, ugly, twisted and has the figure of a ten year old boy. Aisleyne is a dog, but still marginally more attractive. Just... Smooth, Michael, smooth...