Michael - Pretentious Layabout

23 year old student Michael, who clearly has a chip on his shoulder about being intelligent, had this load of complete bollocks to say before entering the house: "[I want to] grow as a person; to be pushed to question myself, to meet and aspire others to give my housemates and public a real laugh and to show that you can be smart, big-headed, effervescent at the same time as being sincere, loving and serious."

What a cunt!

Michael is one of those men's men. If he stays in longer than five minutes though he'll probably end up revealing his true gay side.