Mercy Vote

Faith in the voting public was further restored tonight when babbling Manc ho Lisa became the latest inmate to get evicted from the Big Chudder gaff. Lisa who was equally prolific with swear words as potty mouthed Pete, had become another figure of hate due to her close association with witch Grace. The unemployed upholsterer used to suckle at Grace's third nipple in the Big Chudder bathroom late at night.

Lisa was enjoying a life of lazing about, binge drinking, chain smoking, sleeping most of the day away and bitching with her mates, but then she went into the Big Chudder house, which has changed her lifestyle dramatically. When she left a crowd of booing people greeted her. It was hard to determine how Lisa felt based on the facial wreck of her face. Davina attempted to keep as much distance from Lisa as possible, afraid that the ugly one might somehow affect her unborn child.

The show's producers are apparently relieved Lisa has been evicted. She has the unique power of being able to crack mirrors simply by looking at them - a 'talent' that was quickly becoming very expensive for the makers of Big Chudder.