Lea Kicks Off

Lea's had it with weirdo Sam. The she-man (Sam not Lea) is increasingly unpopular in the house. Not surprising as he/she/it is such a waste of life and also a complete psychotic. But this incident revolved around the fact that Sam has apparently been slagging Lea off to Lisa and Imogen. But how could Lea know such a thing? Fortunately the kind hearted Grace, well-meaning as always, let her know.

"The girls thought she was being genuine, but I think she was shit-stirring," Grace told Lea in a butter wouldn't melt tone. Lea's response was one of naked rage (what a terrifying image).
"Fucking bastard... I'm gonna have it out with her," Lea fumed. "I'm fuming. I fucking hate two-faced back-stabbers and trouble-makers." Lea swore alot more, then tried to convince Lisa she was not a back-stabbing, two-faced bitch herself. "I swear on my son's life I've said nothing about people in here apart from Sam, the fucking bastard," she alleged. A hollow promise considering Lea's actions so far don't reflect much concern for the poor boy. "The new girls have come in here playing a game," Grace continued sweetly. A strange comment considering Aisleyne is the only girl that has come into the house. SAM IS A FUCKING MAN. "We've all got to live under the same roof, we don't need no fucking twat back-stabbing," 73 year old Lea raged. "Don't say nowt," Lisa suggested in her nails on blackboard voice. "She reminds me of Shahbaz," Lea finished up.