Lea Gives Her Son More Mental Problems

Big titted Lea added to her son's fragile state of mind tonight by sharing a bath on national TV with a big gay bloke. Lea has already put her son through the shit of: selling his home to generate cash for plastic surgery; coming home with a pair of breasts that will turn him off women for life; starring in a porn film; appearing on Big Brother (claiming it's for his sake!? "Hey son... I'm doing all this self-indulgent shit so you won't grow up without experiencing the pleasures of a complete nervous breakdown"); and talking openly about enjoying piss stained cocks.

Big Gay Dick and Lea discussed the fact they're both up for the chop later today. "Even though I've repaired things with Sezer, if you go I'll be devastated," Richard told Lea as he soaped her oversized mammaries. "Oh Dickie," Lea purred. "Oh Dolly," Richard replied who isn't fussy when it comes to who falls victim to his sex terrorism. "I'm worried about Pete if he hasn't got anyone to have a laugh with, he'll go mad." Lea mused as Richard clumsily attempted to fist her. She started to wonder what having a bath with the whistling monkey boy would be like. All that splashing and swearing. Lea sighed heavily.

If she does get evicted (probably quite likely) then her chances of beating Lisa to pulling Pete's pudding are knackered. "Well, whichever one of us stays will have to look after him," Richard replied also wondering what a bit of loving with Pete would be like. "I think it's gonna be a toss up between me and Sezer," Big Gay Dick predicted. The two have been in a similar situation before. "Pete's gonna win Big Brother, and I want him to win it," Big Gay Dick went on. "Because then when I nail him, I'll be nailing a winner." Lea then got out of the bath, but Big Chudder chose not to broadcast this as her breasts had gone all wrinkly and looked like two giant prunes. Sick!