Lea Advises Sam On Plastic Surgery

Bizarre she-man Sam had a tit to tit chat with porn queen Lea early this morning. He revealed to Lea that going under the knife for a boob job scared him. "You see, when it comes to big boobs and stuff, I'm kind of scared," he confided to Lea (the one woman on the planet who you think would scare the shit out of him then). "Why?" Lea asked as one her implants ruptured slightly and a greyish, sticky goo began soaking into her blouse.

"Well, say I decided to go for a boob job, what size would I go for?" Sam asked. "They'll only put implants in that your skin's gonna stretch to, I reckon you'd be able to get a 500cc implant in that," Lea replied in a regional accent, putting her hand on Sam's flat chest. "That'll take you up to a double E. They'll look fantastic", Lea went on. So what has the blond shell had done? "I've had a nose job, my teeth done, I've had Botox and four boob jobs," she boasted to Sam.

All that and she still looks fucking hideous and about fifteen years older than she is. Still one thing you can rely on - if she does ago tonight, irritating and permanently pregnant Davina is guaranteed to say something like "Doesn't she look gorgeous?" No she fucking doesn't.