Kit Kat Cunts Cometh

This Friday the Kit Kat Cunt Hunt comes to a close. According to C4's official Big Brother site the mania has been sweeping the nation. Must have bypassed London then because I didn't notice it. Apparently thousands of people have been searching their wrappers hoping to be the lucky ones to enter the house. Or not as Ebay shows. I'd like to enter the house so I could stab everyone, but unfortunately I'm not sure that makes me quirky enough to get in.

At the moment there are 56 hopefuls who see the show as a platform to fame and fortune. Big Chudder will be running strict tests to ensure that whoever goes into the house is a complete cunt who is guaranteed to irritate the viewing public and fuck off the other cunts already in there. If proof was needed that this country was really in the shit then the following 2 winners provide it:

Su Lindsey, 50, claims she is an older 'better looking' version of Lea - not much of an achievement really. Su bought her ticket on Ebay for £600, presumably from someone reasonably stable. And then there's Big Chudder fan Susan Carter who bought over 10,000 KitKats to find a ticket, but is actually allergic to chocolate. So that's about 3 grand's worth of chocolate covered wafers. Would've been much funnier if she's bought all the bars and not won. I hope she doesn't get in. Anyway which cunt will get through? You don't decide.