Jonathan - Smug Wanker

How else to describe someone who says they're "energetic, horny, and comical", and reckons he pisses people off because he pulls so many women. Dream women are Naomi Campbell and Tara Palmer-Tomkinson so he must like having his face smashed in by skinny slags.

The 24 year old bouncer probably spends him time rubbing moisturiser into his body, has mirrored glass on the ceiling of his bedroom in his mum's house and masturbates constantly. Extremely arrogant dick who probably won't offer any real entertainment and just be annoyingly dull. Surprised he isn't a model.