Monday, June 26, 2006

Jealous Lea

Lea who has what some might call an inappropriate desire for whistling monkey Pete showed traces of the green eyed monster again today. The double M titted porn ho claims she looks after Pete because he is like her son. The relationship, from her point of view, is one of maternal love. Which must mean she fancies her sons and wants to fuck their brains out too (as if the poor fuckers haven't got enough to deal with). Because that's what she wants to do to Pete. But Pete, who has been the most fancied geezer in there, has been showing an interest in Aisleyne who actually has quite nice tits. Attentive viewers will have noticed that Pete's whistling takes on a slightly lower pitch when around the bleached blond, and his swearing becomes a more explosive panting reflecting his true carnal desires. Lea, who is desperate to crush the monkey with her concrete filled breast skin, confronted Pete about his budding affection for Aisleyne.

"What's going on with you and Aisleyne?" Lea asked. "I can't talk to you when she's there."
"There's nothing going on," Pete whistled back.
"Really?" Lea continued. "You were talking earlier and I came in and you said 'I'll tell her later'."
"That didn't mean anything," Pete answered.
"If you like her why don't you tell her," Lea whined pathetically like a jilted stalker.
"It's not like that," Pete continued.
"I thought you fell for her, I thought you'd changed," Lea persevered. "You're like her sidekick; wherever you go, she goes."
"I get on with her, that's all. Anything else?" Pete finished.

Lea seemed satisfied, but actually she has nothing to worry about. Nikki was Pete's focus, but now she's been traded in for someone blonder with bigger tits. Give it a week or two and Aisleyne will be traded in for Lea.

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