Jayne - Slough Slag

Jayne is a 36 year old recruitment consultant from Slough. She's overweight, ugly, has bad dress sense and is loud. So the chances of her winning are zero then. If she's anything like the recruitment consultants I've experienced I'll hate her guts. She's probably got years of experience of hassling people to take a job that's completely unsuited to them and then having a toddler tantrum when they refuse to be coerced into some shit company, just so she can earn her poxy commission.

Looks like her farts stink and her diet is based solely around takeaways. The sort of person you'd sleep with after getting disgustingly drunk and then hate yourself for days to come as you avoid her calls.