Grace vs. Nikki

It's the ho down of the year... well, month... In the bizarre chud that is the Big Chudder world its Nikki and Grace up for eviction this week. Finally that bitch is going to get some justice and I might even watch the show that night, rather than drinking myself into a coma as I wonder where my life's going/gone. I can't wait to see the reaction from the crowd as that mangled, pug nosed hoochie mamma slag Grace walks out the door. People will be screaming stuff like 'I fucking hate you' and 'I hope you die, bitch' or just 'die cunt! Die!' Grace will be on the verge of blubbing as the plastic water bottles begin to rain down around her and Davina tries to persuade the deformed mutant it's just pantomine stuff. Is it bollocks? It's real, pure and unadulterated loathing - deserved and given. For Grace and Davina.

Nikki, for her part, is both irritating and childlike, but still alot more pleasant than Grace. And after hearing the public reaction last Friday she must love the fact that she's up against Grace. She could be really nasty to Glyn or Pete all week and still not lose to old rubber face Grace. The nominations came from Susie, the new Kit Kat Kunt inmate, who looks like a leftover from Dynasty and is only in the house because her husband (pity that fool) spent £4000 on the chocolate covered wafer snack. Then again if you were married to it £4000 is nothing to have a break from that bitch. Anyway this Friday some of you will call through and as a result have some impact on the decision. One of those bitches is gonna get fired.