Grace Lies

The storm brewing between Lea and Sam finally broke earlier this afternoon. Lea said some nasty things to Sam, who burst into floods of tears. Boo hoo. Was Lea mean to you freak-boy? Only one thing to do then: find the sharpest knife in the kitchen and cut that bitch up. DO IT! NOW! Grace meanwhile was laughing evilly like the Machiavellian bitch she is. The foetus faced one told Lea, Sam had been slagging her off, which directly led to Lea kicking off.

Pete and Richard ran after the pathetic tear shedding oompah loompah. Well, Richard ran and dragged Pete, who is 75% simian, after him on a lead made out of boot laces. After sorting Sam out with some sex terror Big Gay Dick turned his focus on Lea. He told the porn star she was bullying Sam. But Lea didn't seem to care. Her steel breasts mean she is essentially fearless even of someone as big and gay as Richard. Meanwhile Grace was making sure she cleared herself of any blame. The dance teacher, who is completely evil, said "Lea is treating Sam as a scapegoat. I asked Lea this morning if she's being saying things about me, but I didn't mention Sam once." Except when saying the orange she-male was a "shit-stirrer", which kicked the whole thing off. That Grace is going to get some shit when she emerges from the Big Chudder House.

Lea was still out in the garden making up with Lisa. It all ended dully with hugs and Lea saying "there's only one person in this House I don't trust now." She meant Richard oblivious to the fact that Grace has been playing them all like puppets. Meanwhile mild mannered Glyn had spent the whole time sobbing in a toilet cubicle asking why everyone couldn't just get on, in a strangled voice full of anguish. After a while he managed to calm himself enough to start singing some local folk songs in hiccups.