Grace Guarantees Her Eviction

Proving that she is thick and ugly Grace sought revenge against posh mother Susie for nominating her for eviction this Friday. Susie, whose husband 'bought' her place in the Big Chudder house, was the only inmate who got to nominate people. She also chose brick-chewing, barn door mouth Nikki. Grace who has been bitching she doesn't understand why she is so hated, performed a characteristically malevolent act with fellow nominee Nikki. The disastrous duo stole a bottle of champagne from new ho Susie and then snuck off to the bathroom to drink it. Halfway through the bottle northern alchie Lisa who can smell booze three counties away and makes Gary Glitter look attractive, found them. Welsh bore Imogen was with her. Lisa demanded someone 'gave' her a drink, but Imogen declined the champagne on account of being generally dull.

Lisa said something about stealing chocolates, but it was hard to decipher the exact words. "We're going to get punished," Grace said. "She shouldn't have picked us. This is revenge." Of course she missed the irony that this sort of behaviour was what got the evil bitch picked in the first place. After their drink the lightweights classily stumbled into the bedroom and told Mikey what they'd done. "We did the lot. We drank her champagne," Grace slurred. "She went into the Diary Room and we just ran in. Funny as fuck!" At this point Mikey stared at Grace for what seemed a very long time before saying "I think I'd rather have a wank than sleep with you. You disgust me, you sick heathen bitch." Or did he? You decide!