Goats Fucked

70 goats were killed by a massive lightning strike in central Bulgaria. They were huddled under a tree when a 'bolt struck, killing all of them'.

"At least the goatherd managed to survive. He was under a different tree" Civil Defence Officer Anastas Iribadzhakov told Reuters.

How did the goat herder know to go to a different tree? Was the goat's tree made of copper and linked up to the national grid? Lonely shepherd, six teated goats, post-wank guilt... I think it all adds up.