Glyn Set Straight

Its hard not to feel for Glyn. He's still at school, grown up in the relative obscurity of Wales and desperately wants to be treated like an adult by the other inmates. At the same time he's faced with the cartoon appeal of Lea, Aisleyne and Susie: women with balloon breasts, long hair and often exposed bodies. Its probably safe to say that Glyn has amassed enough mental wank material to last him into his 30's. And he's also sadly developed an unreciprocated desire for the anti-MILF Lea.

But Aisleyne, who is waging war with the big breasted Nottingham lass, was determined to set Glyn straight. Both Aisleyne and Lea have been seeking to build strategic alliances with the other inmates... and Glyn is no exception. "I think she's evil for crying all the time, making people sorry for her," Aisleyne whispered in Glyn's ear."Guys don't know what to do but feel sorry for a woman when she cries." "That's true," Glyn said applying his worldly knowledge of the opposite sex. "They get blinded and just don't get it," Aisleyne girl continued. "But women... we know we can manipulate guys... so when we see it, we recognise it. I've cried in the House. I went into my bed, under the cover and pulled the cover back over my head and cried. I don't want everyone knowing. Don't listen to everything I say because obviously I'm going to be biased because I don't particularly like her behaviour... but what I've told you is the truth."

Of course if Aisleyne really wanted Glyn's support she could've just let him touch one of her breasts... maybe pulled him off... it wouldn't have taken much more and then he would be in love with her rather than Lea. And his mum wouldn't be so horrified either.