For Fuck's Sake

I thought the whole point of Big Chudder was that the cunts got wheedled out one by one until the least publicly hated was left. Then that cunt got a reward for not being as big a cunt as the other cunts. But the way the producers are carrying on you'd think they're determined to keep this chud going forever. After a month of reporting on this I am closer than ever to nervous exhaustion and sociopathic outbursts. The idea of a lifetime of this fills me with enough dread to buy a sports rifle and take to the top of the nearest clock tower or one overlooking the Big Chudder house.

So here's the crack. The next twat voted the most unpopular won't be kicked out, but instead put into a second Big Chudder house, which is next door to the current one. Then they meet five other complete asses as they enter this second Big Chudder house one by one. This idea is clearly the brain-child of someone even more deranged than I am. Imagine the inmate voted out, stumbling into a rerun of their first night. They'd go mad wondering if their life was just one long Big Chudder dream they could never escape from. They might think the world has gone all Matrix and then start stabbing other people. And as for this additional five... aren't there enough cunts on this show already? Where are these lot from? How many of them are models? And what does the winner of the second house get? I don't like this new house rubbish. I don't understand the logistics of it. It makes me angry. My head hurts...