Finally

It all kicked off last night. Sezer, Imogen and Big Gay Dick had the showdown that's been on the cards for days. Something about moonshine and not sharing the hooch kicked it off. Apparently some ridiculous twat has been attempting to brew their own booze using fermented apples, but not shared what is undoubtedly poisonous with the others. Well frankly I'd be pissed off too if someone refused to offer their liver wrecking poison with me as well. So add a bit of properly brewed booze, and some childlike refusals to share freshly delivered booze and the scene was set...

First up Mikey said that Big Gay Dick had made some derogatory remarks about Imogen. Put on the spot Big Gay Dick confessed and told her he thought she was a bit dull. Fair point. She's fucking tedious to watch. But Sezer wasn't having none of it. In a pathetic attempt to look manly he leapt to Imogen's defence and confronted his on/off boyf about this massive insult. Richard started to cry and suggested he should leave like everyone else. Imogen though said he should stay?! Glyn stuck his oar in. Alot of shouting and standing off ensued. Sezer tried to make out he was going to destroy people. I don't know. Anyway when the dust started to settle Sam managed to become the figure of hate by saying how he is always upfront and honest. This led to people screaming "What are you on about?" And "I hate you, you weirdo he-woman" along with "You're a cunt" and "You're dead, bitch." Sezer and Richard agreed to be civil, but not to have any other contact. So no more bum candy for Big Gay Dick from Sezer the cock broker then. Another floundered romance in the Big Chudder house.