Evil Grace Sheds Crocodile Tears

Completely spoilt bitch and inappropriately named Grace had a 'good, old cry' tonight. She sought comfort in the arms of ally Lisa, who has been facially disfigured from birth. No lesbian stuff happened although Lisa did 'accidentally' brush Grace's side swell areas a couple of times. The dance teacher seemed too emotionally distraught to notice the babbling manc ho's fingers creep towards her nipples for a playful pinch. "I'm just fed up with all the bitching and the backstabbing," Grace whined. It seems the two faced crap in the house is getting her down, which is ironic because she's responsible for most of it. "After today, don't fucking trust Nikki one fucking little bit," she whispered. "Short-arsed little twat - says me!" Grace laughed at this and seemed to cheer up, which knackers her whole argument about bitching and back-stabbing getting her down. In fact anyone else might have turned to Lisa and said "You haven't listened to a fucking word I've said, have you?" But as we know Grace is an evil bitch who loves the nastiness.

Lisa decided the time was right and touched one of Grace's lemon size breasts. She looked at Grace meaningfully, almost asking with her narrow eyes if this was okay. Grace seemed stunned and only reacted when Lisa moved in for the kiss. Grace responded at first, but then pulled away. "No... no, I can't..." she said. "Why not? How can something that feels so right be wrong?" Lisa asked. "Because... because I'm in love with Imogen... I'm sorry... and even if I wasn't you're too ugly..." Lisa looked devastated as Grace made another clumsy apology and left. The event has apparently cost bookies nationwide a small fortune. Not that Grace and Lisa kissed, but that demonic dance teacher was capable of crying. "We didn't think it was possible," one bookie commented. "We've taken a real hit on this one..." Who's crying now, mo' fo's?