Everybody Hates Grace

Possibly the best Big Chudder moment to date was tonight's 'Get Grace Out' chanting voiced by members of the public, while the inmates waited for the nomination results. Everyone heard it in the house and in spite of some lame attempts to hide the truth the fact is everybody hates the bitch - because she is snide, manipulative and scheming.

Almost as good was seeing the vindictive demon burst into tears as the chorus continued. "You heard and I heard it," she blubbed as some of the inmates (relieved they're not as hated by the outside world) tried to comfort her. Grace's theory for being so roundly hated was about as credible as she is charming: "It's because I get into bed with Mikey and they think I'm shagging him," she thought. "Fuck them, they're just jealous. You're a pretty girl with a gorgeous body," welsh bore Imogen told the ugly ho with the repulsive physique. "It's easy to say fuck them. But to hear people hate you that much..." Grace started blubbing again. This time it was Richard who hugged her with his big gay arms.

In the diary room a little later Grace continued to try and understand why she's so hated. "They must have portrayed me as some slag or hoochie mamma (???), I know what girls are like," Grace whined. "But I was just being myself. Maybe I should have been backstabbing like everyone else." Realising that was too much bollocks to expect anyone to believe she back tracked: "Maybe I've been over-bitching but I'm sure I haven't. I don't shit-stir," she said. "But I must be doing something wrong."

Here's a clue bitch: you do slag everyone off, even that numb cunt you're having the infantile relationship with; you do shit-stir and you are a nasty, unpleasant character; plus you openly lie about doing all that and lamely attempt to make out you're a nice person; and while the rest of us are struggling to get on the property market your mum bought you a house... have some of that.