Completely Unaware Self Deluded Cunts!

There's an element of deja vu when I write this post. It feels like the material has already been used. Mostly it seems because Grace is so relentlessly nasty that hardly a couple of days can pass without her saying extremely unpleasant things. Surely no-one can be so self-unaware as Grace not to realise how bitchy she's being and why such behaviour has contributed to her nomination. But it seems in her case at least that's the way it is. She is utterly clueless.
So to business. In the early hours the usual suspects: Lisa, Grace and boy puppet Mikey were relishing a typically bitter bitching session. No one, not even usual ally Imogen, escaped their sharp tongues.

Susie was the first to be lashed. "I don't think she's got much time left in the House," Mikey opened. "I fucking hope not!" Lisa replied. The chinese born Manc's main beef with the kit kat kunt competition winner is that Susie seems to be particularly conscientous about her feminine hygiene. Lisa, however, is a complete animal and doesn't believe in washing. Her gash is coated with a selection of weeping sores, pus addled warts, stains from various bodily fluids and a bush that dangles to her knees and covers her navel.

"I can't imagine the public liking her," Grace growled. "If I had to look at another picture of her wrinkly face up on one of those boards I was going to spew." Grace has been handed everything in life. Simply by looking at her face you can see she's not particularly sharp and was never going to be a great mind. Her statement reinforces this as winning Big Chudder is nothing to do with who the public likes, but actually who they hate the least - a position Grace is about as far away from as humanly possible. She further proved her complete lack of loyalty by bitching "Imogen is starting to spend way more time with all that lot."

Blond slab of gristled meat Aisleyne was next. Whenever I see her I always think of slightly bristly ham. I expect her to smell like pork and have hairs on her chin. Not sure why. Anyway Mikey opened again :"One minute she is a normal, decent bird... next minute she's a weirdo." Showing her classlessness Grace squealed "I can't stand her... she thinks she's fucking God's gift and she's a moose!" Lisa then chimed in, "Have you seen the fucking state of her? She's a fucking dog." Aisleyne is a dog. Like Lea and Susie, the mutton badly dressed as lamb cap really fits on Aisleyne, but Lisa is far worse to look at, truly vomit-inducingly ugly. And again I find myself amazed that these inmates are so blind to their own faults. It's like an obese person calling someone a little chubby 'disgustingly fat.'

"Grace don't have to put make-up on to look good," Mikey commented to Grace's delight. That's right Mikey, Grace doesn't (not 'don't' Mikey - 3rd person remember?) have to use make-up. For Grace to look good someone would just have to take a blow-torch to that hoochie's face, melt it off and then transplant on one from someone good looking. Otherwise it ain't gonna happen! But Mikey is such an inane, numb cunt (I'd love to punch his stupid face in almost as much as I'd love to batter Grace) he was totally sincere. Finally Grace attacked the person who had offered her the most support when she was nominated for eviction - Big Gay Dick. "People don't like snidy people that are two-faced." You never said a truer word in your life Grace, which is why on Friday you're going to be voted out and hopefully mobbed by angry moral bastions.