Civil Servants Vomit In Cups

Staff at the Rural Payments Agency in Newcastle are being investigated after a worker complained about 'inappropriate behaviour'. Staff have been vomiting into cups which are then hidden in cupboards. CCTV footage shows others leaping across filing cabinets naked. At least one worker has been dismissed so far and several others are being investigated.

“I am appalled at the level of depravity being tolerated at my workplace” said one witness. “Activities have been caught on official cameras. There is a list of shocking and awful acts in work time, including sex in the toilets. Drug-taking and swearing is rife.”

I’m off to Newcastle tomorrow. I’m not sure about the vomiting in cups, but there’s always flasks. Nudity? Drugs? Sex on government property with government staff? That's almost as vitriolic a statement against "the man" as burning your pants, defecating on ballot papers and growing facial hair all at once.