Childlike Romance Boredom

Twat couple Sezer and welsh bore Imogen bored me to new heights of nauseating tedium today. The pathetic couple, who believe they are both extremely good looking, spent time reminiscing about their supposed romance, which if analysed closely comes down to the following:

1) Shallow Sezer perceives Imogen as the most attractive girl, ergo, he wants to fuck her.
2) Imogen is deeply insecure, aware on some level that outside her passable looks she has nothing to offer, and therefore is prepared to whore herself for an ally

A few kisses, pathetic fumbling and general lack of sex not only suggests that Imogen is deeply frigid, but also that the romance is only set to last as long as it helps her cause. And she's only going to ho herself a little bit. Anyway the couple just spoke chud about how they first met (a little more than a fortnight ago as opposed to fifty fucking years - pair of cunts), how it was all a blur, what the liked about each other (unsurprisingly all physical based) before Imogen ran out of vocabulary. Then they pursued some adolescent groping for a minute before Imogen realised Sezer was trying to put his fingers in her healed over gash and the whole thing stopped. Maybe Sezer will be joining life size puppet Mikey in that dark spot between Diary Room doors where they can furiously masturbate their frustrations away together.