Binge Drinking

Poor Glyn! Still at school, but desperate to prove he's as 'mature' as the rest of the inmates. And the best way to do that? Get pissed! Of course being but a young boy he couldn't handle much. After a few glasses of champagne and a couple of ciders the head-boy was leathered. After a boozy rant professing his love for fellow inmates and his gratitude at being allowed on Big Chudder, puppet Mikey decided it was past Glyn's bedtime. The Vernon Kaye lookalike devised a 'water-drinking game' tricking welshie into getting some alcohol free liquids down his scrawny neck.

"Come on, lad," Mikey encouraged Hasselhoff's stunt double, "You're not allowed to spill any, just drink."
After Glyn had managed a sip Mikey marched him off to bed. With Aisleyne's help, Glyn was then stripped and put down for the night.
But as soon as the light was switched off and the parental figures left, Glyn sprawled out of bed and onto the floor.
Mikey furiously went back to the bedroom. "Get into bed!" he shouted.
"No!" Glyn replied, "I wanna sleep here!"
"On the floor?" Mikey asked unbelievingly.
"Yeah!" Glyn answered submerging under his duvet.
Mikey gently closed the bedroom door and then proceeded to give Glyn the kicking of a lifetime.
"How dare you speak to your father that way?" Mikey raged as he struck Glyn repeatedly with his belt. Fortunately Glyn was too drunk to feel much pain and soon slipped into unconsciousness as Mikey continued to beat him mercilessly.