Big Gay Dick And Lea Fight Over Whistling Monkey

Richard and Lea used to be best mates. The idea of being separated when they were facing eviction with old cock broker Sezer had them in tears. Big Gay Dick decided he couldn't handle the growing rift any longer. So he dressed up as a Thunderbird and went on a mission to rescue his friendship with the disgusting peroxide blond. "I'm fucked off with the way the house is changing," Lea responded to Richard's question of what had gone wrong between them. "You've changed and I don't know why." "I think the environment has changed in here and I think you're like the girls, you're suspicious," Richard replied. "I was your biggest defender." But Lea seemed determined to avoid the issue and instead said she felt stuck in the middle feeling sorry for Susie, but loving Nikki, Grace and Lisa.

"Everyone's getting agitated in this House," Richard persevered. "Those girls are like little atom bombs about to explode. When this kicks off..." "...I'm walking away," Lea finished. "And I'm taking Pete with me." Pete who had been eating a selection of fruit and nuts from his small, but versatile paws, turned and whistled at the sound of his name. He came bouncing over, his leash dragging between his legs. "Wankers?" he asked on arriving between the two. "The hell you're taking Pete," Big Gay Dick said, making a lunge for the small simian. But this time the sex terrorist was too slow. Lea scooped Pete up, crushed him whistling to her outsized breasts, and stormed off. Richard collapsed onto the sofa and started crying like a bitch.