Big Chudder House Grace Less

Tonight's eviction was no surprise. Queen of Bitches Grace was voted out by 87.9% who felt paying the premium rate was worth getting the hoochie mamma out, which makes her slightly less hated than Sezer.

Did I say no surprise? Well not to anyone with a brain, which excludes fellow nominee Nikki who was looking especially orange, her squidgy face coated in face paint. Looking shocked at the announcement she wondered aloud how she survived in a competition of who was least hated against the most hated person in the UK. A right conundrum for the lobotimised loser. And we were so satisfied to watch as the dance teacher bitch was booed as she left by the attendant "We Hate You Grace" banner-waving public. So there is justice in the world after all... God bless all you voters.