Wotsit Chudding Fine

A woman who threw a wotsit out of her car window has been fined £75.00 today. Mrs Buckland of Orchard Way, Luton, was caught throwing the cheesey puff onto the street by a council official. Within seconds armed police had surrounded her no-descript saloon, cuffed the ho, and retrieved the offending article.

A police sauce says Buckland tried to cover her ass by shifting blame to one of her kids. "She said one of the kids chucked the wotsit in her lap... she freaked out and threw it out the window... but you could see in her eyes the bitch was lying. It was up to me I'd have her carted off to Guantanamo Bay."

Originally the council official thought it was a fag butt. "I've seen quite a few fag butts in my time," the official commented, "but when I saw it close up I realised it was a puff." In any event what Buckland threw out her window is irrelevant. In the eyes of the council, it is the act of littering that needs to be cracked down on, not the form the litter takes.

"Alot of money has been spent on making Luton tidy," according to one spokesperson. No doubt Mrs Buckland's £75.00 will contribute to furthering that worthy cause, which looking around the shithole of a town at the moment, has yet to begin.