Will Fuck For Water

72 year old Troy Anderson, the mayor of Waldron, has been using water to pay his ho's. The dastardly old tight-wad was arrested on 'two counts of abuse of public trust, a felony and four counts of patronising a prostitute'. Mooky.net have looked into the charge of 'patronising' a prostitute, and found (dissapointingly) that he wasn't patting them on the head and saying "well done" really slowly. He was actually just 'employing them for services rendered' - or 'fucking' them.

One case involved a lady who 'went to the mayor for help' to get her grandaughter out of the Department of Health and Human Services' custody. The mayor, like a reasonable chap, said he might be able to he sort something out and suggested a meeting in his appartment. Clearly a slut, she came to the appartment on his request. However, she was wearing wires and microphones (probably not as his request) so that when Troy grabbed her, exposed himself and offered her $100 for a shag, the police had enough to arrest him.

Two other women have since come forward and admitted they'd had sex with the mayor. One 'victim' of the Troymeister had been doing so for 10 years and was paid a hefty $25 a time. Troy, who has a pornstar name, allowed her to change the details on her water bills so that she wouldn't get cut off. The other ho who came forward (probably in rags) only recieved $20 a pop. Witnesses have reported that she was "rough" and wasn't even "doing it for the water".