Saturday, May 20, 2006

Wet Bonnie

Bonnie was the first housemate to burst into tears today. Pathetic beer bellied bore Bonnie, pronounced 'Bonner', wept onto Lea's hefty chest after learning that babbling Manc Ho Lisa didn't like her. To any normal person such news would be greeted with glee and relief, but Bonner... sorry Bonnie... instead started blubbling like a big fat loser.
Already feeling vulnerable due to her lack of clothing, Lisa's rejection on the 2nd day was too much for the ugly chav.

Lisa also explained she didn't like Sezer because she found him arrogant.
Lea carried Bonnie into the garden on her breasts for a heart to heart. Bonnie then explained how pathetic she was. Sezer came out, slagged Lisa off for being a rough cunt and then turned his attack on Shahbaz stating he was irritating.

Lisa later tried to justify her unprovoked nastiness saying to Sezer she found him a bit arrogant and Bonnie was just a bit quiet. Lisa then said something high pitched, farted in Bonnie's face, picked her deaf ears and went back into the house to sprawl in wanking glee on the kitchen floor. She was found a few hours later paralysed in orgasmic shock.

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