Wave Bye Bye To Ugly Parents

Parent's Day in South Korea was particularily special for the fat and wrinkly this time around. Children throughout the country splurged millions of pounds worth of cosmetic surgery on their ugly, pig-faced parents. The number of Parent's Day procedures have increased by over 50% in the last 5 years. Parents are said to be 'fucking thrilled'.

Mrs Lee Shin-ja received a coupon from her children for laser surgery to remove her disgusting liver spots. The 62 year old spluttered, "I never thought my children would do this, I am really happy they did". In the words that didn't follow she added, "those ungrateful vain fucks that I shat out of my front bottom, are going to pay for what they've done. Maybe I'll pay for my fat bitch daughter to have a botched lipo in North Korea."